It's still Dale
These are the trustedest advisors ever, in human history. They advise cryptodale.io and help direct the billions upon billions of net profit this website sees.
A Beer Bottle, Advisor of Consumption
Emptybeerbottle has been a trusted companion and often confused as Dale's main account. He serves as Chief Production officer for the world's supply of beer and is credited with the invention of beer. The consumption of beer is increasing 50% (probably or something close) and in large part because of Empty's guidance. His main responsibility on Dale's advisory board is to ensure Dale consumes the necessary beer to continue life.
A Toe, Advisor of Laughter
Cryptofungus is credited as the founder of memes. Known as the "Grandfather of laughter" by everybody. Memes are up 4000000% since Fungus entered the room.
A Blob, Advisor of GM's
Blob and Dale have been saying good morning for 4 years on a daily basis. Blob got introduced to Dale when his mom and Dale started dating. They've spent many Christmas's together and Blob Is paid $5/week in allowance. Blob Is blob Is blob.
A Bully, Advisor of Legal
[Bio redacted because Bully is an attorney and doesn't want anything said in here to come back against him] (dale's words not bully's)
Palpateen, Advisor of Life
Sid, aka Palpateen, has experienced it all. So why wouldn't he be the advisor of life?
"When life throws you a curve ball, you smash It out of the fucking park."
-Sid (seems like something he'd say)
A Prince, Advisor of Darkness and Hockey
When you run a trillion dollar website, you need to be able to see all sides of things. Whether It's darkness or lightness. Prince and Dale are basically brothers even though he got Dale banned from Canada In 1999. Prince answers all of Dale's questions about hockey and markets.
A Dude, Advisor of Strength
A McBenis, Advisor of Arms
A Sicarious, Advisor of Wealth and Markets
When you have 100,000 employees and over $15T In profit you can't be weak. Hank follows Dale around all day and slaps him or makes him train whenever there's a moment of weakness. When you go to battle you want someone like Hank on your side.
McBenis. Texas. Guns.
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Dale simply wouldn't be running this trillion-dollar profit company if Sicarious and Dale never crossed paths.