It's still Dale

A Beer Bottle, Advisor of Consumption

Emptybeerbottle has been a trusted companion and often confused as Dale's main account. He serves as Chief Production officer for the world's supply of beer and is credited with the invention of beer. The consumption of beer is increasing 50% (probably or something close) and in large part because of Empty's guidance. His main responsibility on Dale's advisory board is to ensure Dale consumes the necessary beer to continue life.

A Toe, Advisor of Laughter

Cryptofungus is credited as the founder of memes. Known as the "Grandfather of laughter" by everybody. Memes are up 4000000% since Fungus entered the room.

A Dude, Advisor of Strength

A McBenis, Advisor of Arms

A Sicarious, Advisor of Wealth and Markets

When you have 100,000 employees and over $15T In profit you can't be weak. Hank follows Dale around all day and slaps him or makes him train whenever there's a moment of weakness. When you go to battle you want someone like Hank on your side.

McBenis. Texas. Guns.

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Dale simply wouldn't be running this trillion-dollar profit company if Sicarious and Dale never crossed paths.